Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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Also, beer. Big fan.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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