I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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