There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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