More tranny stories later!
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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