we need to drink 2009 down the drain
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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