Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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