who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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