3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
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the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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