one might say we're banned from that church
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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