You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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