You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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