Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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