I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I can't turn off my feet"
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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