she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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