pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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