He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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