Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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