oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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