Yo dont text me then not text me
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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