I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
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I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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