I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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