That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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