Is it normal to miss your booty call?
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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