even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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