She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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