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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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