it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
This is classic penis vs brain.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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