It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I know her cup size but not her name....
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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