Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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