I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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