girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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