Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just cut my nipple shaving
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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