I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
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Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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