I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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