just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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