Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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