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(847): View more from Illinois

I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting

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Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.

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(937): View more from Ohio

love makes seman taste better

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(816): View more from Missouri

I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry

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(719): View more from Colorado

Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.

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(607): View more from New York

Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."

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