dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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