I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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