The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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