i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
You did what with his pubic hair?
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