Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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