She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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