awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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