Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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