Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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