Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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