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(210): View more from Texas

Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off

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(678): View more from Georgia

The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.

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(989): View more from Michigan

I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.

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(519): View more from Ontario

we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"

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(949): View more from California

hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk

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(248): View more from Michigan

did i make more ranch sandwiches last night

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you had 4

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(614): View more from Ohio

this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.

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