I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
You can't special order awesome
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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