In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
