OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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