Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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