yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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