Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
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I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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We just shotgunned beers for America
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
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