I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
