i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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